So True…

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Ninja Sings: Big Yellow Taxi

Blustery first attempt after many (deleted) outtakes.

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Even a Ninja Slips Up from Time to Time

Recently, I got called out for a wimpy-assed response concerning my company’s typical sales cycle.

I was sitting in the company of fellow sales and marketing managers in my networking group. It hadn’t started off as a good morning – I had been traveling non-stop over the last two weeks to major tradeshows in Anaheim and Seattle. My sleeping, eating, and exercising habits were as scattered as the dirty laundry piling out of my suitcase. A million ideas and followups were floating around in my head, and I hadn’t had the time to organize my thoughts into a comprehensive game plan.

But really, no excuses – I had thoughtlessly spewed out some cop-out response that sounded good but had no real substance, and my peers had thoughtfully called me out on it. Read the rest of this entry »

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Don’t Be An Asshat: Showing Competence By Shutting Up

I hate asshats.

Okay, that’s just too vague of a differentiator, so let me be more specific.

I hate people who talk about themselves until their own self-praise comes fountaining out of both ends.

“But Ninja,” you say, “isn’t it a rule that you have to make yourself look good in order to merit the job in the first place?”

Again, clarification required here: I think there’s a way of showing competence without showing off. It’s along the same train of thought as crafting any effective marketing message or strategy.

Be a stealthy, subtle ninja. Your colleagues don’t need to know the minute details of what you’re working on. Keep them second-guessing what brilliance you’ll be bringing to the table next week.

Sometimes, you say a lot by shutting up.

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I Hate The Crash. I Don’t Mind The Burn.

I hate the crash. I don’t mind the burn.

Last week, I blogged about how we’re all scared into living life as high achievers. Today, I’m breathing through that fear.

You know when the crash is imminent. There are always warning signs when life is about to upchuck on the pavement. True to every horror flick around, the leadup to the crash is always more powerful than the event itself. Unless your movie really sucks.

I think we should all learn how to pause.

and take notice of what happens afterwards.

That moment where shit hits the fan – and life simply goes on.

I lived through the crash. I’m revelling in the burn.

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Vancouver Special: A Web-Savvy Approach to Finding An Apartment For Rent in 1 Month or Less

While a few of my friends have bitten the mortgage bullet, the rest of us are still renting for one reason or another. Personally, I’ve never been all that good with numbers. I’m aware that mortgage payments may be around the same amount as my rent each month, but it’s the larger responsibility of home ownership that requires careful planning on my part. Until I can build my financial base to a place where I’ll be able to afford all the contingencies that come with owning an apartment, renting is the logical way to go. I have a landlord on speed dial for the things that go wrong, I don’t have to sacrifice on location and convenience, and I can live in places that, at the moment, would be impossible to purchase.

I’ve been through more than my fair share of student basement suites, single closets (no exaggeration), shared houses, and glitzy downtown high rises. I’ve lived in a variety of Vancouver neighbourhoods, including the West End, Kits, Commerical Drive, Point Grey, Burnaby, and the North Shore. I’ve also had the added joy of living outside of Vancouver – but that’s for a different time. It’s the centralized, Vancouverite rental experience that I’m addressing in this post – and the best online tools and tricks that I’ve discovered to make this a less stressful and more productive experience. Read the rest of this entry »

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Scared Into Perfection: The Hidden Demons of High Achievers

It hasn’t been an unproductive time for the Ninja: the last few months have seen some of the most strenuous challenges of my professional career. Sometimes, life just isn’t exciting enough to blog about. There is no time to glorify the experience and polish it up for content. Instead, it consists of working late nights in a Red Bull-induced haze, popping junk food and not seeing daylight for, well, days.

Sometime before the madness of my Ninja endurance marathon, I seem to recall my good friend Phoenix of ¡PLAM! sharing a podcast on the Hidden Demons of High Achievers. Sounded fitting enough, since I couldn’t at the time see the end to my massive workfest. I put it on as background noise, found myself more and more drawn to this episode of the Harvard Business Review interview.

High Achievers have essentially become an accepted archetype of today’s career-driven boys and girls. There’s a certain smug satisfaction to pulling off that impossible deadline; receiving the recognition and reward of a job well done; operating at a breakneck productivity level and still appearing like you have it all. You’re leaner, meaner, require less down-time, and essentially leave your coworkers shaking their heads, wondering how you do it. Well, here’s how… Read the rest of this entry »

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Confusions of a Ninja: The One Place Where I’m NOT Networking Effectively…

I’ve been having second thoughts on something that I threw out on twitter this morning.

I originally took up the ninja brand because I admired traits like quick reflexes and stealthy effectiveness. Face-to-face networking isn’t just about listening. It’s about digesting all the information fed to you by your heightened ninja senses, using that intel to correctly and instantly relate to the other party, and doing it all in a very condensed time lapse. This is the real reason why speedy reflexes are a must, and also the secret behind why most people (myself included) find networking an exhausting happenstance.

Why happenstance? (Such an awesome word.) Because networking goes on everywhere and anywhere, whether you’re dressed to impress or rocking oil-stained sweats on your off day. Whether you’re typing out a much-revised, wordy blog post in zentext or tweeting on the fly.

Now learn what really strikes fear into a ninja's heart...

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G+: Happenin’, til it’s not

It’s the newest, shiniest kid on the block.

Designer-types are praising its functionality, usability, and general prettiness.

You break the ceiling on intelligent things ever said on the internet. People you’ve never met are conversing with you on a deeply philosophical level that you thought was impossible online. Meanwhile, you’re still trying to figure out Circles and Huddles and the general lingo of the new world order, and how to look über cool while doing it.

There’s still an aura of exclusivity – this is the happening hangout, for the people who really Know Their Geeky Shit. You cringe whenever you open the old social media dinosaurs and rail at the injustice: why can’t they just be a little more like the god that is G+?

But you know what’ll happen – eventually. Soon the rest of the world (and its inevitable spambots) will get here. Soon you’ll have grapple with security threats, limitations, and its newer, cooler competitors.

Oh, what the hell. That day is a long time off. Probably. Find me on G+: gplus.to/cecilialu

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Snicker.

Finally, the answer to the age-old question: “What does marketing actually do?”

 

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